actually shorts are more potent cause the filter is shorter. Lately I've been taking the filter out and tearing of strips of it then putting it back in for increased cancer.

Also menthols are better if you're buying off-brand... But generally my preference is Marlboro red

You can take my kilt when you pry it off of my cold, dead waist.

Does it make you feel like a queer to not maintain proper leg modesty?

If the weather is really, really hot, what do you wear?

What do you do if you go to the beach?

lol elph doesn't go to the beach

lately I've been buying off brand menthols for $3 a pack instead

And the odd black n mild here and there

But when I was drunk and/or high I used to tear the filter off my Marlboro to get a couple quick big hits in. Also when I was sneaking a quick smoke break at work.

If I get Corona I'm probably ****ed tbh

Same.