Well, fuck. I guess it's just my personality.

Personality means nothing to most men in terms of basic sex appeal. It's probably the strap on. Lose the strap on.

That was more of a semi-quiet get-together than a party.

Guard the patents!

Had to drive way out to the middle of nowhere for a client. The only food that was close enough for me to realistically go get for lunch was Subway. I loved Subway as a teenager but havent been in like 5 years. Dear God why do they charge so much for food that is so ****ing bad, how did I eat this as a kid

Well, that's d'oeuvre.

*insert pimp gif*

I had a Subway meatball sub the other day after not eating there for years and it did not live up to my memories. Maybe if I'd asked to get a little sauce added it wouldn't have been as dry and tasteless.

Batlord will have nothing to fantasize about.

I asked my bf if I could beg him as my birthday wish and he still hasn't given me a direct answer. I even whined about "it's for my penis envyyyyy."