You know me too well.

Got completely ****ing black out drunk in Tokyo, wandered off from my friends, and somehow got back home. Definitely feel like an *******. God bless drunk friendly public transportation.

Did you take a taxi? That’s what I used to do in those situations in Japan. I always had 10,000 yen notes in my pocket in those days.

After I came out of my blackout I was eating a Japanese big Mac and found a taxi right after. The taxi driver was super nice, and spoke a little English.

Not even Pre Malone.

I used that same line just yesterday. Gettin a lotta mileage.

I use it all the time because I was a neck beard with braids before Post Malone.

We had an earthquake this morning it was funny.

Imma tell my grandkids in the future that this was Post-Malone.

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It really did not feel that strong to me. Eventually we're supposed to get a really catastrophic earthquake and this one was kind of disappointing after being warned your whole life about the devastating Utah quake that could allegedly set off Yellowstone or something.

Looking it up I guess that's also a superstition spread in California. Huh.