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Old 01-16-2020, 08:50 PM   #67781 (permalink)
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Shut up bitch. A couple months ago I was choking on my own phlegm and knowing that my smoking lungs would mean that two weeks after I wasn't sick I'd still be coughing up green ****. And for the week I was actually sick the idea of taking a full breath of air was a cruel lie. I deserve a virgin trained in blow job theory to make up for that misery.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-16-2020, 08:52 PM   #67782 (permalink)
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It's a good thing nobody lets Batlord watch their children.
I agree for my own sake. **** those little sperm leaks.
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Old 01-16-2020, 08:55 PM   #67783 (permalink)
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I deserve a virgin trained in blow job theory to make up for that misery.
In which ring of hell would that take place?
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Old 01-16-2020, 09:01 PM   #67784 (permalink)
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Have you ever spent three weeks half breathing in? That ring of hell.
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Old 01-16-2020, 09:08 PM   #67785 (permalink)
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Have you ever spent three weeks half breathing in? That ring of hell.
Yeah, before I found out I had asthma. Rub some dirt in it, boy.
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Old 01-16-2020, 09:17 PM   #67786 (permalink)
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There, I made you a pretty pink flower.

Spoiler for Pretty Pink Flower:
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 01-16-2020, 09:18 PM   #67787 (permalink)
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lol I spent my life not having an inhaler cause my mom was sick of me playing with her inhaler so I'm just used to wheezing as a way of life. it's not my fault inhalers are fun to play with. they should make them more boring.
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Old 01-16-2020, 09:19 PM   #67788 (permalink)
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Not nearly yonic enough but I love it regardless
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Old 01-16-2020, 09:25 PM   #67789 (permalink)
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 01-16-2020, 09:28 PM   #67790 (permalink)
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