Shut up bitch. A couple months ago I was choking on my own phlegm and knowing that my smoking lungs would mean that two weeks after I wasn't sick I'd still be coughing up green ****. And for the week I was actually sick the idea of taking a full breath of air was a cruel lie. I deserve a virgin trained in blow job theory to make up for that misery.

I agree for my own sake. **** those little sperm leaks.

In which ring of hell would that take place?

Have you ever spent three weeks half breathing in? That ring of hell.

Yeah, before I found out I had asthma. Rub some dirt in it, boy.

There, I made you a pretty pink flower.

lol I spent my life not having an inhaler cause my mom was sick of me playing with her inhaler so I'm just used to wheezing as a way of life. it's not my fault inhalers are fun to play with. they should make them more boring.

Not nearly yonic enough but I love it regardless

Lol