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Old 01-16-2020, 07:03 PM   #67771 (permalink)
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This is how she knows boys are gross. Boys don't wash their penises correctly and she's sick of trying to summon Azazel while fondling sweaty ten-year-old genitals.
Satanic rituals don't really include pedophilia...

Nice name drop. My friend's little brother's screen name is Azazel.

Edit: I'm sure he got the name from Supernatural at some point. He watches that show non stop.
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Old 01-16-2020, 07:11 PM   #67772 (permalink)
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Satanic rituals don't really include pedophilia...
Most Satanists are just bored atheist trolls. They don't know the power of thrusting into a pre-pubescent boy surrounded by candles.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-16-2020, 07:23 PM   #67773 (permalink)
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Most Satanists are just bored atheist trolls. They don't know the power of thrusting into a pre-pubescent boy surrounded by candles.
True except Howard Lavey used to let Satanic priests molest his grandkids, according to rumors.
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Old 01-16-2020, 07:34 PM   #67774 (permalink)
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Christians say lots of things, you ****ing plebe. Now send me your nieces' social media information.
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Old 01-16-2020, 07:38 PM   #67775 (permalink)
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Nah, wasn't a Christian rumor I think it came from his kids.

According to his own kids and his siblings he was kind of a piece of ****. There was a time when his daughter had to call the police and pull him off of her mother as he was choking her.
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Old 01-16-2020, 07:54 PM   #67776 (permalink)
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Is Howard the father of Anton?

And my specialties include but are not limited to:

- ouija boards made from discarded pizza boxes and magic markers

- sleepover tricks like Bloody Mary & Light As A Feather Stiff As A Board

- candlemaking

- potion making

- communication with spirits who know a lot about middle school gossip
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Old 01-16-2020, 07:59 PM   #67777 (permalink)
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Is Howard the father of Anton?
Nah that's Anton's real name. Mother****er acting like he's not trying to use his nieces as sensual focus points for black magic.
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Old 01-16-2020, 08:30 PM   #67778 (permalink)
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Men ruin everything, even Satanism.
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Old 01-16-2020, 08:33 PM   #67779 (permalink)
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It's a good thing nobody lets Batlord watch their children.
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Old 01-16-2020, 08:39 PM   #67780 (permalink)
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I'm sick af, sickest I've been years. My body feels so stiff and achey, like rigor mortis is trying to set in and I'm just like I'M NOT DEAD YET! All I can do is watch disney+ and drink slippery elm tea. If anyone deserves a drawing of a flower I think it's me.
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