Uh, no thank you.

Ah yes welcome to the injured back club. My dumb ass did it while shoveling snow last week (yay home ownership). Had me mostly out of commission for like 3 days lol.

I'm not totally out. I did play again yesterday, but VERY carefully and I stuck to basic form with light, short throws. I beat my score from the previous day by one.

This club sucks.

My calves are a little tight from hiking but I am young and spry and immune to your little geriatric problems

I'm 25 :(

Interesting, I didn't know you use clubs for disc golf. In what capacity do you use these clubs, to bat down your opponents' discs?

I refuse to believe you don't wear belted jeans and white new balances and say stuff like "some weather we're having" and "homeowners association" and "the problem with youth today is..."

Disc golf, genius.

Frisbee golf*