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Old 02-18-2020, 05:42 AM   #67611 (permalink)
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Vegas sounds hella fun
I remember pulling off I-15 and walking around the desert late at night with my girlfriend. Take an exit and a side road for a bit outside of Vegas that’s the land of unsolved murders out there. Spooky.
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Old 02-18-2020, 06:47 AM   #67612 (permalink)
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Vegas sounds hella fun
Capitalism and the excesses of capitalism (American style) on full, unfettered display.

Viva Las Vega$!



Bright light city going to set my soul
Going to set my soul on fire
Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn
So get those stakes up higher
There's a thousand pretty women waiting out there
And they're all waiting, the devil may care
And I'm just the devil with love to spare
So Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas

How I wish that there were more
Than the twenty-four hours in the day
Even if I ran out of speed, boy
I wouldn't sleep a minute away
Oh, there's black jack and poker and the roulette wheel
A fortune won and lost on every deal
All you need's sonar and nerves of steel
Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas

Viva Las Vegas where the neon signs are flashing
And your one arm bandits crashing
All those hopes down the drain
Viva Las Vegas turning day into night
Turning night into day
If you see it once
You'll never be the same again

I'm going to keep on the run
I'm going to have me some fun
If it costs me my very last dime
If I wind up broke up well
I'll always remember that I had a swinging time
I'm going to give it everything I've got
Lady luck's with me, the dice stay hot
Got coke up my nose to dry away the snot
Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas
Viva, Viva Las Vegas
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A middle class job sounds like a boring menu option at a brothel

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Old 02-18-2020, 09:22 AM   #67613 (permalink)
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Have a diabetic co-worker that's annoying enough to make me hope he loses a toe.
Damn, he's in the hospital today cause his ankle is swollen. Starting to think prayer does work.
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Old 02-18-2020, 09:32 AM   #67614 (permalink)
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Lmao
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Old 02-18-2020, 12:19 PM   #67615 (permalink)
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Follow up with some positive vibes.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-19-2020, 04:17 AM   #67616 (permalink)
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It keeps changing. Swipe insert wait pull out quickly (not your favorite I know) hand it to the person do it yourself
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Old 02-19-2020, 05:56 AM   #67617 (permalink)
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I called in sick

I need another day just to ****ing think
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Old 02-19-2020, 06:44 AM   #67618 (permalink)
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The look of contempt on everyone when I pull one a these bad boys out:

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Old 02-19-2020, 07:31 AM   #67619 (permalink)
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I called in sick

I need another day just to ****ing think
Message to everyone who works in a restaurant:

Never call in with anything except bad diarrhea and a 101 fever

I said I had a migraine they called back and said get your ass down here.

Jesus ****ing Christ
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Old 02-19-2020, 07:32 AM   #67620 (permalink)
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Lol what a rube.
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