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Does anybody else remember back in the 90s or 00s when there was all the controversy over airline pilots flying drunk? I think I'll stay on the ground for awhile.

I'd intentionally crash if I knew you were on board.

The Batlord

01-12-2020 05:32 PM

I'd bring a box cutter if I knew you were flying the plane.

Justthefacts

01-12-2020 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2099936)

I'd bring a box cutter if I knew you were flying the plane.

Good luck getting past TSA bitch.

jwb	01-12-2020 05:36 PM

I'd convert to Islam, buy a box cutter, hijack a plane, and fly out toward the Capitol if I thought... Wait what are we trying to accomplish again?

WWWP	01-12-2020 05:45 PM

Will this be your first kid or do you already have one? I feel like I recall you having another girl.

The Batlord

01-12-2020 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 2099938)

Good luck getting past TSA bitch.

I'll make sure there's a strong 3rd act twist.

Justthefacts

01-12-2020 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2099941)

Will this be your first kid or do you already have one? I feel like I recall you having another girl.

Nope. No kids. First one.

WWWP	01-12-2020 06:20 PM

Well congrats! Baby girls are the best.

jwb	01-12-2020 06:56 PM

No chomo

The Batlord

01-12-2020 07:17 PM

I find that the only difference between baby girls and baby boys is the penis which is preferable if you're going to hoist one on a pike to terrify your enemies.

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