The ****? He openly admits it whenever asked. Look at this spiteful broad over here making up ****.

That's the joke, snowflake

Are you some kind of autist? :crazy:

Is that what Fran Drescher calls an artist?

Did they help you up?

lol^

Ok so I've had an extended absence so here's what's been going on, and I'll try to make my presence more apparent. I knocked up my illegal Mexican girlfriend and we're having an anchor baby. Totally awesome news. It's gonna be a girl we're naming Naomi. It's not set in stone it's a girl, but the odds are 97% so it's pretty set in stone. My probation ends on March 5th, the day before my birthday, and I plan on getting so fucking ripped. I'm working on getting my pilot's license so I can start getting off the ground and making actual money. That's really about it. Still smoking cigarettes.

Does anybody else remember back in the 90s or 00s when there was all the controversy over airline pilots flying drunk? I think I'll stay on the ground for awhile.