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Old 01-10-2020, 05:58 PM   #67511 (permalink)
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Old 01-10-2020, 06:08 PM   #67512 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-10-2020, 06:53 PM   #67513 (permalink)
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Old 01-10-2020, 06:56 PM   #67514 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-10-2020, 06:58 PM   #67515 (permalink)
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I heard on a podcast a guy describe how he smoked blueberry custard flavored vape for 10 years and then quit and now every time he gets sick his phlegm tastes like blueberry custard
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Old 01-10-2020, 07:00 PM   #67516 (permalink)
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Old 01-11-2020, 07:50 AM   #67517 (permalink)
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Old 01-11-2020, 08:20 AM   #67518 (permalink)
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****ing earthquakes dude.
I imagine that that'd be like throwing a hot dog down a fault line
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I imagine that that'd be like throwing a hot dog down a fault line
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Old 01-11-2020, 11:23 AM   #67520 (permalink)
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I imagine that that'd be like throwing a hot dog down a fault line
Just lay down on the ground with your dick in a hole and wait.
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