Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2098987)

Reminds me of this one time back in high school me and some friends were playing with airsoft guns and I was charging the enemy fort (jungle gym) and nailed this one girl who wasn't expecting me to climb up the tube slide thing, and then she ends the game going into this prissy huff because I was too close to her when I hit her. Like, we're intentionally shooting each other with small pieces of plastic that could easily put out an eye so if you don't have the proper killer instinct then go knit somewhere.

Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2098996)

The funniest part is that it's true.

This boy later asked me to prom but then had to tell me his mom said he couldn't go with me because my tits made me slutty. Poor mormon boy.

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2099009)

They do anal.

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2099008)

Many a fella has been on the receiving end of a virginity preserving blowjob while her missionary fiance explored his gayness in some lonely distant land

Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2098989)

Reminds me of one time going paintballing in the woods and I was stealth af and hit the most arrogant boy right in the neck between his helmet and jacket. It was freezing temps so the paintballs hit like marbles, and he was furious and later his dad called my dad and I wasnt allowed to paintball with this boy anymore.