I believe the real reason he won't move to Boca with the rest of the shuffle board players is his secret anti-Semitism.

I played a few tournaments in that ****. It was more of an endurance test than a round of disc golf. I drank 6-8 bottles of water a didn't need to piss once though. Bonus.

I don't think hating Florida qualifies as being xenophobic.

I mean it's understandable why the blacks and browns live down there. They evolved tint just so they could. I don't know what these dumb white folk are doing though.

i thought they evolved tint so the cops can't see in their window

Agree with you there.

Biggest pet peeve of mine though was the people who would come up to the counter with a soda, for example, pay for it, and then be like "oh let me get a pack of ___" and pay for it, and then be like "oh I should grab some snacks" and continually buys one thing at a time regardless of how many people are in line behind them. No amount of "anything *else* for you before you hand me a damp wad of ones?" was ever enough.

I just hate people buying/redeeming lottery tickets. **** takes ****ing forever.

And the true maroons who browse the scratchers and see a brand spankin' new one and just have to have it and a 15 and a 32 as well please. ****, bitch, I'm just trying to buy my cigs and my beer and you're wasting my time buying stupid ****.

Last week I was in line to buy coffee behind maybe three other people. Normal transactions but halfway through the third transaction, some dude who was obviously there to buy/redeem lottery tickets walks in and stands next to the register. The third transaction finishes and he looks at me and is like "Go ahead man." I didn't feel like being confrontational so I just said thanks but did this mother****er really just come in and act like he was doing ME a favor by letting me check out even though I was in line? These f*cking people are in their own world 99% of the time.

I won $75 on a scratcher a couple of weeks ago :cool: