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Plankton · 01-29-2020, 09:10 AM

Hell to the yeah sister.

DwnWthVwls · 01-29-2020, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

All those mindgames are dumb. Just tell the people you want to **** that you wanna **** them. They'll either be into it or they won't, there are no wrong answers. Who has time for all that?

WWWP thinks more men should catcall: Confirmed.

**Exo** · 01-29-2020, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

All those mindgames are dumb. Just tell the people you want to **** that you wanna **** them. They'll either be into it or they won't, there are no wrong answers. Who has time for all that?

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

People who want to look before they leap.

There has to be some vetting. Otherwise the possibility or either sticking your dick in crazy or getting a crazy dick goes through the roof.

OccultHawk · 01-29-2020, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

WWWP thinks more men should catcall: Confirmed.

Forgot my key and had to ring my bell
My momma came down, she said, "Who the hell?"
Wait momma, wait, it's me your little son
Before I knew it my mom pulled a gun
"I know who you are, but who the hell is that?"
I turned around man, this bitch was fat
I really don't know how she got into the car
I must have picked her up when I left the bar
You know I'm horny homey man I wanted to chill
But you know how mothers are, she wanted to ill
So I said, "Hey baby is you on the pill?
'Cause, tonight I wanna be your lover
Just one thing, I forgot to buy a rubber"
Wait a little while then we snuck upstairs
Step by step with a hint of fear
We got into my room, bitch started to scream
Momma busted in what a ****ed up scene
Shirt ripped off, drawers down to my knees
Wait momma, wait momma, wait, wait, please
Put back your gun, put down your broom
My mom ****ed up the room
The bitch jumped up with no respect
I had to put the big, big bitch in check
I said, "You come a little closer and you will get shot"
"I'm sober anyway, I don't need no cock"

-Schoolly D

OccultHawk · 01-29-2020, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exo

There has to be some vetting. Otherwise the possibility or either sticking your dick in crazy or getting a crazy dick goes through the roof.

See above

**Exo** · 01-29-2020, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

See above

Yeah, I'm agreeing with you in part.

OccultHawk · 01-29-2020, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Exo

Yeah, I'm agreeing with you in part.

Sexy af

OccultHawk · 01-29-2020, 11:27 AM

What’s wrong bro?

**Exo** · 01-29-2020, 11:45 AM

"Dear diary, I write to you at the end of my rope as I look towards the heavens for guidance. My sadness knows no bounds as I sit here with idle soup and pineapple. Is this the end I say? Forgive me but I've grown quite weary in this time..."

Plankton · 01-29-2020, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness

nothing horrible, didnt go into town to buy food so dollar general food it is

i might be able to stick with what i have here but its just pineapples and soup

im blessed to be breathing today, so im grateful for that but just struggling to be positive today

Well, I think you're doing great with your education and life in general, and I look forward to your posts here, if that's anything.

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