and like you’d be hanging out with her if she were some 60 year old un****able cow

so full of **** son my god dude

Uggghhh

*Man talks to woman*

WWWP: RAPPPPPEEEEEEEEE

Put it on my gravestone.

this approach reminds me of the saying about boiling a frog alive without it jumping out of the pot by raising the temp very gradually

Then before the frog knows it, it's getting late night drunk voicemails about stolen mail.

OH's long marriage to his best friend clearly shows it can work though.

I'm just glad the whole "Playing Hard to get" thing has run it's course, cuz that's rather annoying.

amiright?

All those mindgames are dumb. Just tell the people you want to **** that you wanna **** them. They'll either be into it or they won't, there are no wrong answers. Who has time for all that?

People who want to look before they leap.