I was at a sick sold out rave last night jk

The night was peaked by empty canisters of whip-its and DXM cough syrup littering the barn floor. There was so much drama happening in that circle and no one was interesting in the EDM goings-on inside the barn which pissed off the performers to some end but otherwise not a bad way to end the decade if a weird one

I haven't seen you since last year and this is how you greet me?

I hung out with friends and got really really ****ed up.

But regret not doing it alone, tbh.

"Hello me, meet the real me
And my misfit's way of life"

-Megadeth

At least I got to see my friends I hadn't seen in a while and the big ass pit that used to hate me is okay with me now.

JTF be having a baby.

Oh no.

1) Please never say “we’re” having a baby.
2) Congratulations!
3) Nice to see you man.
4) Do whatever takes to be the best dad in the world even if deep inside it makes you want to kill yourself. And marry your baby mama and make her as happy as you can no matter what kind of of raging lunatic bitch she turns into. Sacrifice yourself. You got meaning now. Act on it.
5) Post more up in this bitch

The resale value plummets right when you walk out the door with it though