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Old 01-23-2020, 06:24 PM   #67081 (permalink)
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Old 01-23-2020, 06:31 PM   #67082 (permalink)
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Old 01-23-2020, 06:33 PM   #67083 (permalink)
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well hey! things are looking up in austin?
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Old 01-23-2020, 06:36 PM   #67084 (permalink)
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well hey! things are looking up in austin?
Wait’ll they find out he doesn’t watch football

So mysterious. They’ll **** him just to break his heart too.

And he won’t have condom.
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Old 01-23-2020, 06:45 PM   #67085 (permalink)
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Old 01-23-2020, 06:48 PM   #67086 (permalink)
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Old 01-23-2020, 06:53 PM   #67087 (permalink)
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Old 01-24-2020, 01:01 AM   #67088 (permalink)
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Old 01-24-2020, 11:31 AM   #67089 (permalink)
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Old 01-24-2020, 11:43 AM   #67090 (permalink)
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