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Old 12-23-2019, 07:30 PM   #66971 (permalink)
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What you need is baby powder and a fake identity

Keep running from the truth it will always catch up!
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Old 12-23-2019, 07:34 PM   #66972 (permalink)
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I'm pretty sure bug spray is toxic for non-bugs as well and will dissuade any thirsty women.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-23-2019, 07:35 PM   #66973 (permalink)
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??? Why do you need a spray for that?
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Old 12-23-2019, 07:37 PM   #66974 (permalink)
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Bro you're scaring me I just locked all my doors cause I was worried that women might be smart enough to open doors.
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Old 12-23-2019, 09:31 PM   #66975 (permalink)
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Have you heard what we can do with dishwashers
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Old 12-23-2019, 09:33 PM   #66976 (permalink)
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I heard you can get impregnated by their Mayan end of the world seed
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Old 12-23-2019, 09:43 PM   #66977 (permalink)
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Have you heard what we can do with dishwashers
I thought you were dishwashers? Is this that aspiring lesbianism?
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Old 12-24-2019, 07:21 AM   #66978 (permalink)
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I’m insane.
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Old 12-24-2019, 07:25 AM   #66979 (permalink)
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I’m insane.
I'd say you're somewhat insane, yes. But what makes you say that?
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 12-24-2019, 07:38 AM   #66980 (permalink)
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Embracing it is empowering. Anger ebbs and flows but insanity rages without reprieve.
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