What you need is baby powder and a fake identity

Keep running from the truth it will always catch up!

I'm pretty sure bug spray is toxic for non-bugs as well and will dissuade any thirsty women.

??? Why do you need a spray for that?

Bro you're scaring me I just locked all my doors cause I was worried that women might be smart enough to open doors.

Have you heard what we can do with dishwashers

I heard you can get impregnated by their Mayan end of the world seed

I thought you were dishwashers? Is this that aspiring lesbianism?

I’m insane.

I'd say you're somewhat insane, yes. But what makes you say that?

Embracing it is empowering. Anger ebbs and flows but insanity rages without reprieve.