Just take off your shirt.

didn't you also give a blowjob at a party?

keep your family reunion memories to yourself, Wyoming.

Great I thought it was because they just respected me so much

Just because men disrespect women who sleep with us doesn't mean we respect the ones that don't.

I never understood what respect has to do with lust.

Well, fuck. I guess it's just my personality.

Personality means nothing to most men in terms of basic sex appeal. It's probably the strap on. Lose the strap on.

That was more of a semi-quiet get-together than a party.

Guard the patents!