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Old 12-21-2019, 05:48 PM   #66891 (permalink)
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sexing women is like when you feed a forgetful dog
true. And strangely enough it also works the other way around.
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Old 12-21-2019, 05:50 PM   #66892 (permalink)
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Maybe you're just bad heterosexuals.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-21-2019, 05:51 PM   #66893 (permalink)
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LOL you should bring your cousin to this forum then
1) my cousin is too busy getting ripped to post online
2) she would beat you up
3) she and her wife are having a lesbian lab baby
4) I would never invite someone from irl to witness how I spend my internet time
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Old 12-21-2019, 05:52 PM   #66894 (permalink)
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Maybe you're just bad heterosexuals.
my joke was just that ****ing a forgetful dog is also like feeding a woman.

But truth be told we all really know which one is better.
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Old 12-21-2019, 05:56 PM   #66895 (permalink)
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Oh I thought that you were saying that ****ing a dog is like feeding a forgetful woman.
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Old 12-21-2019, 05:57 PM   #66896 (permalink)
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No, that would be dumb.
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Old 12-21-2019, 05:57 PM   #66897 (permalink)
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Oh I thought that you were saying that ****ing a dog is like feeding a forgetful woman.
Neither will throw up?
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Old 12-21-2019, 06:00 PM   #66898 (permalink)
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No, that would be dumb.
What would you say is the best way to analogize ****ing a dog?
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Old 12-21-2019, 06:01 PM   #66899 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2019, 06:02 PM   #66900 (permalink)
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What would you say is the best way to analogize ****ing a dog?
What kind of a sick question is that?

.. And this guy's a mod???
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