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Old 12-19-2019, 12:02 AM   #66811 (permalink)
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Bro I've been plotting for a long time now telling the Norm McNonald moth joke but I never have the balls to actually tell it. It's literally the perfect joke. It's only as funny as you are funny and so you have nothing to fall back on to save you if you are not actually funny yourself so telling it is a terrifying prospect.
"Moth balls" made me think of another moth joke. You probably know it. It's has fewer words to memorize than Norm's moth joke. I think once you can pull that one off you can move onto Norm's moth joke. However when you do attempt to tell Norm's moth joke ask them if they know what a "podiatrist" is beforehand cause you don't want to spend five minutes telling the joke and have them miss the punchline cause they don't know what a "podiatrist" is.
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Old 12-19-2019, 11:26 AM   #66812 (permalink)
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I just finished my semester My grade in CNC 1 went up from a 94% to 96% after I got a 100% on my last aluminum block project on the manual machines, then coded into a CNC machine.

My 94 in psychology most likely to drop for a few classes I missed that count for grade :/ Hopefully it still an A. But still have my english 102 class that needs to be graded still. the final and the final research essay, plus the yellow wall paper essay. so my barely passing grade can either stay the same, drop, or go up. hopefully is goes up because we looking at 2020 already roun hurr'!
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Old 12-19-2019, 12:41 PM   #66813 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2019, 03:53 PM   #66814 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2019, 06:15 PM   #66815 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2019, 06:32 PM   #66816 (permalink)
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 12-19-2019, 07:47 PM   #66817 (permalink)
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Bro I've been plotting for a long time now telling the Norm McNonald moth joke but I never have the balls to actually tell it. It's literally the perfect joke. It's only as funny as you are funny and so you have nothing to fall back on to save you if you are not actually funny yourself so telling it is a terrifying prospect.
don't even try tbh
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Old 12-20-2019, 01:49 PM   #66819 (permalink)
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They’re giving me my own knife at work which is some kind of status thing. Like when your kindergarten teacher gave you a sticker. The good thing is the chef asked me exactly what knife I want and using the same knife all the time makes it easier to get your work done and I can keep it super sharp.
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Old 12-20-2019, 02:05 PM   #66820 (permalink)
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They’re giving me my own knife at work which is some kind of status thing. Like when your kindergarten teacher gave you a sticker. The good thing is the chef asked me exactly what knife I want and using the same knife all the time makes it easier to get your work done and I can keep it super sharp.
That sounds like one of those small things that can really make a difference. They're clearly glad to have you back, good for you!
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