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12-18-2019, 08:11 PM | #66792 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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My boss is a black dude who lives with his mother and sides with every older black woman co-worker whenever I have any kind of altercation with one from fun **** talking to actual "**** you, bitch, I hope you get ovarian cancer", so I told him he sides with any woman who reminds him of his mother and he was like "You should respect your elders" but I knew he knew I was right.
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12-18-2019, 08:11 PM | #66793 (permalink) | |
Cuter Than Post Malone.
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That's pretty awesome.
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12-18-2019, 08:12 PM | #66794 (permalink) | ||
Cuter Than Post Malone.
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WWWP, are you going to become a lesbian?
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12-18-2019, 08:13 PM | #66795 (permalink) | |
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If I've learned one thing about a workplace it's that people don't know what to do with goodhearted weirdos but they still love them because they provide an interesting counter to a boring work paradigm.
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12-18-2019, 08:14 PM | #66796 (permalink) | |
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Yes because men don't provide proper emissions.
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12-18-2019, 08:41 PM | #66798 (permalink) |
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12-18-2019, 09:16 PM | #66800 (permalink) | |
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I'm sure the real dad didn't care but the step dad really wanted you to sit in his lap for some reason.
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