I'd get a hysterectomy but I don't have a husband to give the doctor the proper permissions

My boss is a black dude who lives with his mother and sides with every older black woman co-worker whenever I have any kind of altercation with one from fun **** talking to actual "**** you, bitch, I hope you get ovarian cancer", so I told him he sides with any woman who reminds him of his mother and he was like "You should respect your elders" but I knew he knew I was right.

That's pretty awesome.

You have a boyfriend.

WWWP, are you going to become a lesbian?

If I've learned one thing about a workplace it's that people don't know what to do with goodhearted weirdos but they still love them because they provide an interesting counter to a boring work paradigm.

Yes because men don't provide proper emissions.

I'm actually extra privileged cause I technically had 3 parents if you include the step variety

Sorry your dads didn't love you guys.. I'm sure they were mistaken

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I'm sure the real dad didn't care but the step dad really wanted you to sit in his lap for some reason.