*drops a handful of toothpicks on the floor*

Don't drop toothpicks on the floor when i was growing up a girl I knew stepped on a toothpick and it broke off inside her foot and she ended up having to get it amputated above the ankle.

I should probably take offense but I don't because you're kind of right. Also, that means you imagine having sex with me. Nothing should come from my semen and if I didn't have some weird masculinity issue tied to my ability to produce **** and had the money I'd get a vasectomy.



Anyways, about my day, I was sick this whole weekend, and most of today, so I took Monday and Friday off. Showed up today and they told me I was late because most of the people on the night crew got fired Monday for staying late on Friday to steal boxes of inventory. They abolished the night crew now I work from 9:30 to 6. Thanks a lot you ****ing thieving children who didn't think of how your stupidity can effect us. I was cool with all those people, and just learned their names too. Now I volunteered to work Saturday to make up for missed sick days AND the half day today.

I didn’t know you were back working. FWIW congrats on that front.

LOL I'm blue now but I'm still t h i c c

Same

So my mom is down with the thiccness?

TY. Apparently people like me because I had a few people come up to me saying that they were glad to see me because they thought I got fired.

Since returning to the seafood job they’ve been really kind to me and I don’t know if mentioned it before I was banned but they gave me raise. Land of second chances.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GXSHRJYxTQ