Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2095280)

Do you at least read them?

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2095212)

I pissed some guy off at a bar last night. He kept awkwardly staring at me after I made a joke about kidnapping kids and selling them on the black market. He was like, "Yeah, you would actually do it, I can see it in your eyes." Okay Junkie.

I think he was actually mad because his wife was a little too touchy feely with my hair. Apparently I look like Post Malone but I'm cuter. He was being a douche to my friend that whole night too.

My friend was like, "I'm super high." and he's like, "And what are doing with it, yeah that's what I thought, nothing." and my friend was like, "Well, I just got done playing pinball." and he was like, "Yeah, the highlight of your night."

Man, highlight of your night was watching your wife fondle my head, you insecure meth midget.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2095276)

Drive up to New Jersey, plonk it on Exo's counter, and ask him how many thousands of dollars he's willing to pay you.

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 2095461)

Big crazy wiring project starting today. We’re at a multi-building facility where all of the buildings are connected underground by this wacky tunnel system that was built during like the Cold War as a bomb shelter. The ethernet cabling has to go through the tunnel to a centralized switch. It is hot and creepy down in the tunnels and I have to duck to not hit my head on some of the pipes. Gonna be a long week

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 2095468)

Well you told me that my wife is hot once so I pulled that off at least