You have to bleach it first

I know that bleaching gives better results, but without bleach the dye should at least do something, which it didn't

Manic Panic only lasts until you shower if you don’t bleach it first.

So we don’t gain possession of our house until Wednesday but we’re allowed to move stuff to just the garage (and by extension the attic since its attached to garage). We obviously took advantage of that to get a bit of a headstart. Since we need to keep living in the apartment for at least the first half of this week we focused on non-necessities and moved out the board game collection and some of my wife’s currently unused teaching materials that she’s inherited from her days as a teacher’s assistant. Moving sucks but it felt great to be able to make some tangible progress today

What happened at Dollar Tree? Deets please

Hawt!

for real

good for you. stack that cash bruv.

I pissed some guy off at a bar last night. He kept awkwardly staring at me after I made a joke about kidnapping kids and selling them on the black market. He was like, "Yeah, you would actually do it, I can see it in your eyes." Okay Junkie.

I think he was actually mad because his wife was a little too touchy feely with my hair. Apparently I look like Post Malone but I'm cuter. He was being a douche to my friend that whole night too.

My friend was like, "I'm super high." and he's like, "And what are doing with it, yeah that's what I thought, nothing." and my friend was like, "Well, I just got done playing pinball." and he was like, "Yeah, the highlight of your night."

Man, highlight of your night was watching your wife fondle my head, you insecure meth midget.

LF- your posts are getting more and more dope everyday

(That other post from today where you said I’m a good balance of smart and dumbass was also top shelf)

Yeah, I'm cooler when I'm not in a down mood swing. That's when I get kranky and preachy and I overreact and misread situations like what happened in the mental health thread, and I'm sorry for that btw WWWP.