I mean who wants a girl without any wrinkles or sagging?

No for real though I just take them for the skin/hair/nails benefits

Anyway my body secretes a natural spermicide, and I absorb the dead cells for strength. Once I've gotten over the noise of the biological clock ticking on in the back of my mind and the existential dread of letting go of my global idealism and the cycles of depression that counteract the productivity of my mania I will be on par with god herself.

You'll never be on Alanis' level.

Damn, why did you have to mention her? Now i got the chorus of this song stuck in my head



To this day i still assume all her songs are about uncle joey.

suspicious activity report: (incase im murdered by the weird suspicious bearded man) who went into apartment 9 here where no one lives. there was noise in there last night but i brushed it off. tonight a man brought two red gas cans into the apartment that no ones lives in.

im calling the landlord tomorrow if im alive :o:

Perhaps hes setting up a drug den idk. Can you get high of red gas? I dont even know what that is.

You act like that song isn't fire. And don't forget some of her songs are about Ryan Reynolds.

Lulz, I'm pretty sure that he means that they're red containers of gas, not containers of red gas.

@mindy

What's blue but smells like red gas?

wtf is red gas?