*puts in gulag to prove you never existed*

*Rejoice that you are in prison. Here you can think of your soul.*

*guard offers food for blowjob*

*eats the food. throws it up.*

*beats until you re-eat it*

*kills elphenor*

Found out my job erases remaining vacation time if you don't use it by the end of the year so I'm taking the week of Christmas off. Would like to have taken New Years week off to get wasted with my homie but I can't even request time off past this year. ****ing ****s. I didn't even know I got vacation time until this year cause nobody says a god damn thing about vacation time. Just how much free money have I been giving BK over the last four years?

That's ****ed. Here your unused vacation time either rolls over into the next year or you get cashed out.

I could cash it out but if I don't tell them to cash it out or take vacation it just gets erased. Technically we could all know about our vacation time cause it's listed in a small, unassuming box on our pay stubs but nobody reads that whole thing. Literally the only time it's been pointed out that the box exists is when a co-worker was high on pain meds after an operation and was just staring at her pay stub like a stoner and then later was like "Hey, do you have this thing on your pay stub too?" And I had to stumble on a random announcement in the office to find out I was about to lose a week of vacay.