Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2092661)

I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2092660)

I will acknowledge the pedophilia joke with "No comment" but smh at the homophobic joke.

Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2092661)

I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2092666)

Will you teach me how to seduce my cousins who are 18+?

Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2092667)

No but I'll teach you how to seduce *yourself* spiritually

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 2092621)

Just 3 years ago I worked on Thanksgiving day as a waiter and made no money that day. It was one of the dumbest experiences of my life. You can get out too

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2092655)

Full disclosure: apparently my cousin is hot. Please keep me away from family gatherings, I'm just gross.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2092679)

Full disclosure: didn't you lose your virginity to your cousin?