More like 10 minutes, but good point. In my enthusiasm I forgot that google exists for a second

I am mostly definitely not familiar with Dutch novelists lol

I've seen pulp fiction multiple times but I wouldn't have known the reference either

Same. Frown is awkward and disinvited from Thanksgiving.

You wouldn't be the first one to uninvite me from Thanksgiving because you can't get on my level.

If I can't get on your level can you lift me up so I can ride on top of your bald head?

It's more practical for you to sit on my shoulders and rub your balls on my neck.

I want to feel like a maharaja riding to war on an elephant.

If you feel the need to tell us this then you know that we think you're a retard. Congrats on "having a life" tho.

Whenever you try to compare yourself to me when I tell you that you're a moron.