I mutilated my arm with my keys.

Did you finally get the damn things to start?

I thought I just did.

I'm on that path. Not there yet, but getting there.

Ghey

I self-harm by looking in the mirror.

Why don’t you learn embalming and ****

Those people make bank

Elph's dumbass is probably gonna be waist deep in a hole with a shovel dirty af thinking "This isn't what I thought it would be."

So dumb.

Start fondling yourself in public places to add spice to your life.