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11-11-2019, 07:04 PM | #65902 (permalink) | |
county fair energy
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11-11-2019, 07:06 PM | #65903 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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After he od’s you can lay a pair of bootstraps on his grave.
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11-11-2019, 07:06 PM | #65904 (permalink) |
Toasted Poster
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Back around 10 years old, me and a buddy would hang out with our bikes (monkey bars of course) at a local grocery store 'trying' to get people to back into us - we'd not tell our parents for $10. That was a great summer!
Bike would look something like this today.
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11-11-2019, 07:07 PM | #65905 (permalink) |
Out of Place
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Dont get me wrong, i'd like the money but the process to do all that stuff just seems like a hassle so i'd just limp back home.
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11-11-2019, 07:10 PM | #65907 (permalink) | |
Cuter Than Post Malone.
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It's a hilarious story. Would not do it again. The stupid part wasn't me not suing, though. It was not going to a hospital or getting his info. I would never know if I had internal damage because of the adrenaline. Too be fair I wasn't thinking straight because I just got hit by a truck.
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11-11-2019, 07:10 PM | #65908 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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Or if he just strokes out we can tie them to his wheelchair.
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11-11-2019, 07:11 PM | #65909 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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11-11-2019, 07:11 PM | #65910 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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Do you idiots have to do this **** in every thread?
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