Originally Posted by elphenor

we actually got name brand monsters in, just the less popular flavors

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Moral of the story: drive-thru speakers have come a long way in the digital age. We can totally hear every word of you yelling at your children and we think it's amazing.

Originally Posted by elphenor

we actually got name brand monsters in, just the less popular flavors

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Moral of the story: drive-thru speakers have come a long way in the digital age. We can totally hear every word of you yelling at your children and we think it's amazing.

Originally Posted by Black Francis

Or the stoned conversations ive had with my friends while we ordered. I didnt know that now im a bit more paranoid.

Originally Posted by jwb

I liked the light in the loafers part

My uncle always used to say that

Underrated gay diss

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by Black Francis

Wait but TH joined in 08. That must mean mb's golden yrs were from 08 to 11.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Alright it was yesterday but there was this loud bitch in drive-thru who was trying to get her kids to tell her what they want but kids are stupid so she was yelling at them and my manager didn't realize his headset was on and the woman in her car could hear him so he's like shaking his head "Mm mm mm". Then she's like "Sir, I can hear you!" and he's like "... Ma'am I'm not even the one taking your order" like that's supposed to be a slam dunk evasion. Now my manager is as gay as the day is long, like no amount of diversity training on earth could turn down your gaydar enough to not see this dude being light in his loafers from a mile away. So this bitch is like "I can hear your ***got ass!" and next thing I know the girl actually taking her order is calmly but awkwardly telling her "I'm sorry my general manager just told me that I can't take your order" and then the bitch is like "THAT'S FINE" and speeds off.

I live for this ****.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Isn't playing live a tool of capitalism?

Originally Posted by Black Francis

Literally all i read from all this is "I still work at burger king"

Originally Posted by jwb

There's literally nothing in the dollar tree worth stealing

Even when I was homeless I didn't steal from the dollar tree

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

I loved this

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Bro we don't care. Smoke at the window while we're handing you your food and we won't give the slightest ****. Half of us are high too. There are literally no police officers employed at fast food restaurants if you can believe it.



It is.

Originally Posted by Trollheart

That's unfair. Nobody can accuse Batty of working. You take that back.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by elphenor

I'd vote for Trump

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Today I realized my position was redundant and went into the back and read the Bible for half an hour and only came back out cause I got bored reading the Bible. Nobody even noticed.