Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2087503)

we actually got name brand monsters in, just the less popular flavors

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2087506)

Moral of the story: drive-thru speakers have come a long way in the digital age. We can totally hear every word of you yelling at your children and we think it's amazing.

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2087503)

we actually got name brand monsters in, just the less popular flavors

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2087506)

Moral of the story: drive-thru speakers have come a long way in the digital age. We can totally hear every word of you yelling at your children and we think it's amazing.

Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 2087511)

Or the stoned conversations ive had with my friends while we ordered. I didnt know that now im a bit more paranoid.

Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2087520)

I liked the light in the loafers part

My uncle always used to say that

Underrated gay diss

Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 2087483)

Wait but TH joined in 08. That must mean mb's golden yrs were from 08 to 11.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2087484)

Alright it was yesterday but there was this loud bitch in drive-thru who was trying to get her kids to tell her what they want but kids are stupid so she was yelling at them and my manager didn't realize his headset was on and the woman in her car could hear him so he's like shaking his head "Mm mm mm". Then she's like "Sir, I can hear you!" and he's like "... Ma'am I'm not even the one taking your order" like that's supposed to be a slam dunk evasion. Now my manager is as gay as the day is long, like no amount of diversity training on earth could turn down your gaydar enough to not see this dude being light in his loafers from a mile away. So this bitch is like "I can hear your ***got ass!" and next thing I know the girl actually taking her order is calmly but awkwardly telling her "I'm sorry my general manager just told me that I can't take your order" and then the bitch is like "THAT'S FINE" and speeds off.

I live for this ****.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2087486)

Isn't playing live a tool of capitalism?

Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 2087487)

Literally all i read from all this is "I still work at burger king"

Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2087498)

There's literally nothing in the dollar tree worth stealing

Even when I was homeless I didn't steal from the dollar tree

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 2087505)

I loved this

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2087526)

Bro we don't care. Smoke at the window while we're handing you your food and we won't give the slightest ****. Half of us are high too. There are literally no police officers employed at fast food restaurants if you can believe it.



It is.

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2087542)

That's unfair. Nobody can accuse Batty of working. You take that back.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2087550)

Today I realized my position was redundant and went into the back and read the Bible for half an hour and only came back out cause I got bored reading the Bible. Nobody even noticed.