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Old 11-03-2019, 04:11 PM   #65661 (permalink)
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at this point in time it's only thing that I can imagine would make me happy

it's the only framing of my existence that seems worthwhile
You’d be happy if you were the real Dollar General you ****ing phony.
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Old 11-03-2019, 04:12 PM   #65662 (permalink)
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Literally all i read from all this is "I still work at burger king"
Read it again then you illiterate ****
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Old 11-03-2019, 04:15 PM   #65663 (permalink)
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Just did. I still side with the customer.
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Old 11-03-2019, 04:16 PM   #65664 (permalink)
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Literally all i read from all this is "I still work at burger king"
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My guess on the racial constructs:

Manager: Black
Family in Car: Black
Girl Taking Order: White
Nope all black.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-03-2019, 04:20 PM   #65665 (permalink)
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Damn. Great story though. It’s about time you posted something worthwhile.
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Old 11-03-2019, 04:26 PM   #65666 (permalink)
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So I stopped buying lunch from my work and just steal it as I know which cameras are out
There's literally nothing in the dollar tree worth stealing

Even when I was homeless I didn't steal from the dollar tree
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Old 11-03-2019, 04:29 PM   #65667 (permalink)
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Isn't playing live a tool of capitalism?
don't know which word stings more for elph.. tool or capitalism
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We got energy drinks and chips
like **** you do

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Old 11-03-2019, 04:46 PM   #65669 (permalink)
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Alright it was yesterday but there was this loud bitch in drive-thru who was trying to get her kids to tell her what they want but kids are stupid so she was yelling at them and my manager didn't realize his headset was on and the woman in her car could hear him so he's like shaking his head "Mm mm mm". Then she's like "Sir, I can hear you!" and he's like "... Ma'am I'm not even the one taking your order" like that's supposed to be a slam dunk evasion. Now my manager is as gay as the day is long, like no amount of diversity training on earth could turn down your gaydar enough to not see this dude being light in his loafers from a mile away. So this bitch is like "I can hear your ***got ass!" and next thing I know the girl actually taking her order is calmly but awkwardly telling her "I'm sorry my general manager just told me that I can't take your order" and then the bitch is like "THAT'S FINE" and speeds off.

I live for this ****.
I loved this
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Old 11-03-2019, 04:50 PM   #65670 (permalink)
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Moral of the story: drive-thru speakers have come a long way in the digital age. We can totally hear every word of you yelling at your children and we think it's amazing.
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