Your Day

Black Francis · 11-03-2019, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb

Like dude was telling me rap lyrics aren't deep cause they're just about everyday **** where as Maynard he sings about how the gravity from Saturn can affect your mood. Not a made up example, he said that and he was serious.

Well at least they're a good for a laugh.

OccultHawk · 11-03-2019, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

So I stopped buying lunch from my work and just steal it as I know which cameras are out

radical af

The Batlord · 11-03-2019, 03:28 PM

I hope your band sucks.

Trollheart · 11-03-2019, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb

Just found out a childhood friend/son of my mom's good friend just died down in Florida.

Cause of death is unknown. The police are doing an investigation. He was recovering from an addiction to painkillers. Likely either relapsed and OD'd or was mugged and got a concussion which caused a seizure. They are suspicious mainly cause his wallet and bike are missing.

I feel really bad for his mom though. The dad has emphysema and will likely be dead within a few years. Then she'll be alone.

Sorry to hear that, man. Very sad.

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Originally Posted by jwb

I don't hate the band but I do hate the fans.

Mostly cause when I first started internetting as a teen I was posting in the music section of some forum and there was this one guy who was such a pretentious **** and he worshipped tool.

Was he a tool?

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

No you weren't.

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Originally Posted by elphenor

So I stopped buying lunch from my work and just steal it as I know which cameras are out

Some of your cameras are gay??

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Originally Posted by elphenor

it's dollar tree now which is even worse

Dollars grow on trees over there?

(This inane interlude and mishmash of bad dad jokes has been brought to you by Trollheart, annoying you since 2011)

OccultHawk · 11-03-2019, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

I guarantee it will

At least you’ll probably really play live instead of just posting recordings online.

Black Francis · 11-03-2019, 03:52 PM

Wait but TH joined in 08. That must mean mb's golden yrs were from 08 to 11.

The Batlord · 11-03-2019, 04:00 PM

Alright it was yesterday but there was this loud bitch in drive-thru who was trying to get her kids to tell her what they want but kids are stupid so she was yelling at them and my manager didn't realize his headset was on and the woman in her car could hear him so he's like shaking his head "Mm mm mm". Then she's like "Sir, I can hear you!" and he's like "... Ma'am I'm not even the one taking your order" like that's supposed to be a slam dunk evasion. Now my manager is as gay as the day is long, like no amount of diversity training on earth could turn down your gaydar enough to not see this dude being light in his loafers from a mile away. So this bitch is like "I can hear your ***got ass!" and next thing I know the girl actually taking her order is calmly but awkwardly telling her "I'm sorry my general manager just told me that I can't take your order" and then the bitch is like "THAT'S FINE" and speeds off.

I live for this ****.

The Batlord · 11-03-2019, 04:07 PM

Isn't playing live a tool of capitalism?

Black Francis · 11-03-2019, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Alright it was yesterday but there was this loud bitch in drive-thru who was trying to get her kids to tell her what they want but kids are stupid so she was yelling at them and my manager didn't realize his headset was on and the woman in her car could hear him so he's like shaking his head "Mm mm mm". Then she's like "Sir, I can hear you!" and he's like "... Ma'am I'm not even the one taking your order" like that's supposed to be a slam dunk evasion. Now my manager is as gay as the day is long, like no amount of diversity training on earth could turn down your gaydar enough to not see this dude being light in his loafers from a mile away. So this bitch is like "I can hear your ***got ass!" and next thing I know the girl actually taking her order is calmly but awkwardly telling her "I'm sorry my general manager just told me that I can't take your order" and then the bitch is like "THAT'S FINE" and speeds off.

I live for this ****.

Literally all i read from all this is "I still work at burger king"

OccultHawk · 11-03-2019, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Alright it was yesterday but there was this loud bitch in drive-thru who was trying to get her kids to tell her what they want but kids are stupid so she was yelling at them and my manager didn't realize his headset was on and the woman in her car could hear him so he's like shaking his head "Mm mm mm". Then she's like "Sir, I can hear you!" and he's like "... Ma'am I'm not even the one taking your order" like that's supposed to be a slam dunk evasion. Now my manager is as gay as the day is long, like no amount of diversity training on earth could turn down your gaydar enough to not see this dude being light in his loafers from a mile away. So this bitch is like "I can hear your ***got ass!" and next thing I know the girl actually taking her order is calmly but awkwardly telling her "I'm sorry my general manager just told me that I can't take your order" and then the bitch is like "THAT'S FINE" and speeds off.

I live for this ****.

My guess on the racial constructs:

Manager: Black
Family in Car: Black
Girl Taking Order: White

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Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	Wait but TH joined in 08. That must mean mb's golden yrs were from 08 to 11. __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A