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Old 11-21-2019, 01:31 PM   #65131 (permalink)
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Have you ever put on a clean pair of pants and found money in the pocket? Or worn a pair of really dope sunglasses? It's like that.
Damn I’ve never felt anything like that. I’d compare my social status to when you go to wipe but you’re using cheap TP and you tear a hole in the TP mid-wipe
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Old 11-21-2019, 01:36 PM   #65132 (permalink)
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So you're saying that your social status is highly erotic?
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Old 11-21-2019, 01:40 PM   #65133 (permalink)
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So you're saying that your social status is highly erotic?
Hmm not quite, when I’m going for the bumhole self-stimulation I tend to set the mood a bit first. You know, light some candles, put on some Avril Lavigne, slam a laxative real quick...normal prep stuff
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Old 11-21-2019, 01:47 PM   #65134 (permalink)
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light some candles, put on some Avril Lavigne, slam a laxative real quick...
omg wait are you me at 14
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Old 11-21-2019, 01:54 PM   #65135 (permalink)
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omg wait are you me at 14
you stopped at 14? That's been an essential weekly activity for me my whole life
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Old 11-21-2019, 02:02 PM   #65136 (permalink)
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i stopped being allowed to have candles in my room pretty quickly
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Old 11-21-2019, 02:24 PM   #65137 (permalink)
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I'd let you keep the candles so I'd always know when my daughter was masturbating.
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Old 11-21-2019, 02:39 PM   #65138 (permalink)
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Eww you'd want to know when your daughter is masturbating?
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So we can synchronize.
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