No that was the time Junot Diaz Me Too'd me

What is he alleging you did?

He said I broke his heart

Man, my dad and my little brother binge watched that then all of a sudden decided that they want to be bikers so my dad bought my brother and him motorcycles and created this stupid biker thing with a logo meant to represent all my brothers and it was the corniest **** **** ever. It was super embarrassing.

Nothing about that show made me think biker gangs were cool. Then I actually met bikers and realized that they are some how even stupider in real life.

I mean they're just white trash with motorcycles right?

I met a biker once who got offended when I said he looked like he's from the Sons of Anarchy. "That show gets so many things wrong about bikers..." Oh please. You're lucky your outdated form of gang is even getting its own hit series.

Basically.

My friends give them **** all the time.

I pissed one guy off saying, "Biker gang? I thought you guys just got back from the gay bar!"

Then my friend pissed a guy off making fun of his bike and calling it girly or something and he went on this drunken rant about how we need to put respect on his name. Non ironically.

Aren’t Harley Davidsons like 30 grand or whatever?

In Japan and S Korea you can get around without a car even in small villages and ****.