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10-11-2019, 11:15 AM | #64961 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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elphenor riding a motorized bicycle around Texas, wearing a bolo tie and a glittery leather jacket while bumping
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10-11-2019, 11:18 AM | #64962 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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It might be my best solution. I learned to ride as a teenager. I would never go fast or ride ****ed up. I realize there’s a risk but like elph I’m pretty ambivalent. I dislike pain but I’m losing my interest in self-preservation in general.
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10-11-2019, 12:45 PM | #64965 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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If I could afford a bike for recreation I’d keep driving a car.
Idk though...
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10-11-2019, 12:47 PM | #64966 (permalink) | |
Aficionado of Fine Filth
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And I daresay I find your taste in music to be better than about 95% of everyone else here and this is primarily a music forum, so you've got that going for you. |
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10-11-2019, 12:54 PM | #64967 (permalink) | ||
Cuter Than Post Malone.
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Edit: I just came to the realization that I have no clue what it's like to be a kid or a teen anymore because so much has drastically changed in the last decade. My last year in a high school smart phones were just becoming a thing but most people still had fancy flip phones and ****.
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10-11-2019, 02:11 PM | #64968 (permalink) |
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The more I think about it the stupider the whole stigma around mid life crisis starts to look
Oh that guy wants to inject some fun and adventure in his life instead of just being content with his office job and his dumb family. What an idiot. |
10-11-2019, 02:40 PM | #64969 (permalink) | |
one-balled nipple jockey
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I agree with you btw.
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10-11-2019, 04:39 PM | #64970 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Let's be real though. Elph is totally gonna get wasted and then go for a ride just for fun. He does not need a motorcycle. He's just gonna end up Vince Neil'ing himself and a mother of two.
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