Who told you my brother molested me?

I was actually pretending to be your high school guidance councilor... When you were talking to your high school guidance councilor.

Well that never happened so basically you're full of ****.

Councilor

Holy **** I'm surprised I got up this early.

But grateful because I just got my sleeping pattern back on track and it started drifting away for me.

Bro you're dreaming.

called in today to hopefully go see a doctor. not been feeling great the past few weeks and i just wanna make sure nothing is seriously wrong.

Shortly after venting about the homebuying process a couple days ago here, we got some very good news from a different lender who was willing to give us a similarly sized pre-approval despite still being unable to confirm my wife's credit. Two days ago we went out looking at houses, and one was so dramatically better than the rest for the same price that we decided to pretty much immediately go all-in and put in an offer on it.

Which was accepted last night!

So pending inspection, we are officially home owners

You're taking a community college art class? You could always just flush your money down an actual toilet.

You should be learning a new skill, elphenor. Don't waste your time with art.