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Old 10-10-2019, 09:03 PM   #64951 (permalink)
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A crackhead here sold his car to drug dealers and forgot his baby was in the backseat. Crack must be pretty great.
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Old 10-10-2019, 09:04 PM   #64952 (permalink)
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But our crack isn't.
The only reason we keep you around.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-10-2019, 09:28 PM   #64953 (permalink)
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Like how elph forgets to use a condom.
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Old 10-10-2019, 09:32 PM   #64954 (permalink)
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I don't think people who forget to wear a condom go "Sneak skeet, sweet cheeks" right before they nut.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-10-2019, 09:36 PM   #64955 (permalink)
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I don't think people who forget to wear a condom go "Sneak skeet, sweet checks" right before they nut.
You really don't know **** about elph's culture and yet here you are mocking it.

All goths do that.
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Old 10-10-2019, 11:03 PM   #64956 (permalink)
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Old 10-11-2019, 04:15 AM   #64957 (permalink)
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Old 10-11-2019, 06:40 AM   #64958 (permalink)
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You'll kill yourself drunk driving on a motorcycle and probably deserve it tbh.
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Old 10-11-2019, 08:23 AM   #64959 (permalink)
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went and looked at scooters today =)

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Better to buy a motorcycle in your 20s than wait till you're 40 imo
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