For a little while when I was a little kid I had very mild insomnia simply because I was always convinced I had to pee when I was trying to sleep at night. I didn't have to pee cause I'd have already went to the bathroom like 1, 2, 3, 4 times that night but it made no difference cause I had Munchhausen's for peeing. Luckily it didn't last and I haven't had that feeling for years.

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Nah. It was more like that feeling that's entirely mental when you're paranoid that you might have left the stove on. There was no physical feeling to justify it, I was just thinking about it to the point that being aware of the feeling of having a bladder was enough to convince myself that I was being paranoid about being paranoid.

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A UTI doesn't leave you feeling like a crazy weirdo at least.

Honestly - **** that - waking people up. Last I checked sleep was precious.

Amber alert - there’s homeless people slowly dying in my neighborhood. Oh. No one gives a ****. So why is so wrong not to give a **** about done kid you never met? I don’t. Don’t buzz my phone for any reason. Idgaf nukes flooding alien invasion. Not. ****ing. Interesting.

Makes me miss the days they were just on milk cartons.

Gives you something to stroke it to while you're eating your Cocoa Puffs.

So how was it

He's dead now thanks, guy.