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YorkeDaddy · 11-12-2019, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Thank the PATRIOT Act. If the debts on your credit report are tied to your maiden name and your current name isn't listed on the report as an alias then lenders can't give you a loan because you're clearly a terrorist hiding their identity. It's arduous but I'd also say that you're better off signing another lease instead of rushing into it.

I think that's where we're leaning. I knew there would be some aspects that are a pain in the ass but overall I thought the home buying process would be fun...instead it has been miserable and put a lot of unnecessary stress on our lives for multiple weeks now.

On the phone with Equifax or whatever because we can't upload a PDF to their system. We get an error saying it exceeds the maximum filesize of 5 MB. The PDF was only a few KB

Guy on the phone: "well...KB are bigger than MB"

Bitch I'm a ****ing network engineer and you are egregiously wrong

Everyone everywhere is incompetent at nearly every step of this process so far. If we had another year to better prepare everything and save more money it would all go a lot smoother. We were just really looking forward to the freedom and financial advantages of owning a house. Just gotta get over the instant gratification thing I guess.

**Frownland** · 11-12-2019, 11:36 AM

Gov and finance sites suck ass. Compress it, rename it, do it in a different browser (these places are so slow to change that Internet Explorer will probably work best. I'm not kidding), which I'm sure you've already tried.

Chula Vista · 11-12-2019, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

You made guitar pedals.

What?

Trollheart · 11-12-2019, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

you're clearly a terrorist hiding their identity. .

Personal attack! Ban this guy!

**Frownland** · 11-13-2019, 03:49 PM

Dozed off and woke up to find my room filled with smoke. Went into what I can only describe as caveman panic attack mode and searched for anything in my room that was on fire or smoldering with no luck. Ran out of my room into a barely smoky hallway, grabbed the dogs and ran outside. In the front, I saw a massive plume of smoke coming from my neighbour's place. Got closer and realized that it was coming from the back, so I went to the fence, looked over, and checked to see the source and if anyone was doing about it before I banged on their door to tell em about it. They were grilling and the wind was taking the smoke right to my window. I guess that's what I get for all of the pot smoke blowing their way.

WWWP · 11-13-2019, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Dozed off and woke up to find my room filled with smoke. Went into what I can only describe as caveman panic attack mode and searched for anything in my room that was on fire or smoldering with no luck. Ran out of my room into a barely smoky hallway, grabbed the dogs and ran outside. In the front, I saw a massive plume of smoke coming from my neighbour's place. Got closer and realized that it was coming from the back, so I went to the fence, looked over, and checked to see the source and if anyone was doing about it before I banged on their door to tell em about it. They were grilling and the wind was taking the smoke right to my window. I guess that's what I get for all of the pot smoke blowing their way.

Omg reminds me of after the 2017 fires - the first day I was able to return home after being evac'd for two weeks my neighbor decided to use his smoker, and the smoke goes directly into my room. Like ffs.

The Batlord · 11-13-2019, 06:06 PM

I want to see an ad in California that's all about the horrors of wild fires, the massive destruction they cause, ending in charred bodies like Luke Skywalker's aunt and uncle, but it's actually an anti-smoking ad.

Black Francis · 11-13-2019, 06:50 PM

Smokey the bear melting alive

The Batlord · 11-13-2019, 07:02 PM

Here's your lungs.

Here's your lungs on wild fire.

Here's yo-

Plankton · 11-13-2019, 07:16 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UItUF9L1WQA

11-12-2019, 11:36 AM	#64922 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Gov and finance sites suck ass. Compress it, rename it, do it in a different browser (these places are so slow to change that Internet Explorer will probably work best. I'm not kidding), which I'm sure you've already tried. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

11-13-2019, 03:49 PM	#64925 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Dozed off and woke up to find my room filled with smoke. Went into what I can only describe as caveman panic attack mode and searched for anything in my room that was on fire or smoldering with no luck. Ran out of my room into a barely smoky hallway, grabbed the dogs and ran outside. In the front, I saw a massive plume of smoke coming from my neighbour's place. Got closer and realized that it was coming from the back, so I went to the fence, looked over, and checked to see the source and if anyone was doing about it before I banged on their door to tell em about it. They were grilling and the wind was taking the smoke right to my window. I guess that's what I get for all of the pot smoke blowing their way. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

11-13-2019, 06:50 PM	#64928 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	Smokey the bear melting alive __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

11-13-2019, 07:16 PM	#64930 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UItUF9L1WQA __________________ See location...