Back around 10 years old, me and a buddy would hang out with our bikes (monkey bars of course) at a local grocery store 'trying' to get people to back into us - we'd not tell our parents for $10. That was a great summer!

Bike would look something like this today.
https://www.picclickimg.com/00/s/MTI...-MUSCLE-_1.jpg

Dont get me wrong, i'd like the money but the process to do all that stuff just seems like a hassle so i'd just limp back home.

at least I don't force my immigrant wife to wipe my ass

It's a hilarious story. Would not do it again. The stupid part wasn't me not suing, though. It was not going to a hospital or getting his info. I would never know if I had internal damage because of the adrenaline. Too be fair I wasn't thinking straight because I just got hit by a truck.

Or if he just strokes out we can tie them to his wheelchair.

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Do you idiots have to do this **** in every thread?

don't ignore what I said like it's not true

How long you been holding the geisha captive?

And how many times had she wiped your elderly ass?

You sound jealous.

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