I believe everything is the title of a country song, which is probably precisely the joke.

I think hip hop would like a word with you.

I think working for Oscar Meyer would be quite a fulfilling career.

Bro, this isn't the Unpopular Opinions thread. Why do you keep doing this?

Well it might seem dumb to you guys but today I heard the music Nine Roses by Wiguez and I loved it. "Dumb" because maybe it isn't of the taste of music lovers but yeah..I was wondering if music experts like you knew musics similar to this one, I couldn't find any good one by myself..hope I'm not disturbing this thread! Have a good day!

My two most listened to artists on Last.FM are the Insane Clown Posse and Kesha so I think you're probably good.

Today a fine ass chick cussed out my manager cause apparently we messed up her order and I had to remake it. Supposedly she was a cancer patient who just came from four hours of chemo and I'm just like, lady did you just do chemo and really have a craving for Burger King? Well if you did then I hope you got breast cancer so I can offer to give your perfect tits a perfect sendoff.

you really like Kesha that much? https://media.giphy.com/media/l3q2K5...hoCLS/200w.gif

Yes. She's fantabulous. Haven't listened to her nearly as much in the last couple years but **** me is she a pop goddess. Bro I'm sure you'd dick suck her last album hella hard.

https://open.spotify.com/album/7idS0ODZrcoGRbUqYHY5Ns

lol i feel like an mb old man thinking that the current mb crowd don't even remember me constantly spamming kesha for months on end