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Old 09-29-2019, 06:19 PM   #64671 (permalink)
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I almost met somebody who actually owns a harpsichord.
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Old 09-29-2019, 06:27 PM   #64672 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-29-2019, 06:51 PM   #64673 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2019, 06:58 PM   #64674 (permalink)
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I almost met somebody who actually owns a harpsichord.
One time in a park I almost saw a dog playing a harpsichord. Unfortunately by the time I got up close, the dog was taking a pee-break against a tree and someone had stolen the harpsichord.
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Old 09-29-2019, 07:02 PM   #64675 (permalink)
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One time in a park I found a package of hot dogs. I might have been at the grocery store actually.
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Old 09-29-2019, 07:12 PM   #64676 (permalink)
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One time I met someone who almost owned a slave. Turns out it was her lover.
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Old 09-29-2019, 09:39 PM   #64677 (permalink)
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Reminds me of the time I met someone who was actually eating a hotdog. At one point he almost dropped it, though in the end he didn't.
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Old 09-29-2019, 09:48 PM   #64678 (permalink)
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Reminds me of the time I ate a wiener dog.

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tfw you crack open a 6 pack of something you haven't tried before and it's disappointing

so now you have 6 beers of disappointment tonight
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