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Trollheart · 11-03-2019, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

Wait but TH joined in 08. That must mean mb's golden yrs were from 08 to 11.

I joined in 2008, rarely came out of my journal cave, had my feelings hurt and sulked off, came back in 2011 so that was really the start of my proper time at MB. That's why I've only been annoying people since 2011. I was just a whiny bitch in 2008. Yeah Batty I know...

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Alright it was yesterday but there was this loud bitch in drive-thru who was trying to get her kids to tell her what they want but kids are stupid so she was yelling at them and my manager didn't realize his headset was on and the woman in her car could hear him so he's like shaking his head "Mm mm mm". Then she's like "Sir, I can hear you!" and he's like "... Ma'am I'm not even the one taking your order" like that's supposed to be a slam dunk evasion. Now my manager is as gay as the day is long, like no amount of diversity training on earth could turn down your gaydar enough to not see this dude being light in his loafers from a mile away. So this bitch is like "I can hear your ***got ass!" and next thing I know the girl actually taking her order is calmly but awkwardly telling her "I'm sorry my general manager just told me that I can't take your order" and then the bitch is like "THAT'S FINE" and speeds off.

I live for this ****.

Not mom of the year then. Can't provide for her children.... bet they weren't impressed. Mom! MOM! WHERE ARE OUR BURGERSSSSSSS????!!!!!!! OMG MOM! (instantly on Facebook/Twitter: my mom is SO lame!)

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Isn't playing live a tool of capitalism?

Again with this band.

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

Literally all i read from all this is "I still work at burger king"

That's unfair. Nobody can accuse Batty of working. You take that back.

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Originally Posted by jwb

There's literally nothing in the dollar tree worth stealing

Even when I was homeless I didn't steal from the dollar tree

I still see this as a tree with dollars growing from its branches. You're not helping.

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Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

I loved this

x 2

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Bro we don't care. Smoke at the window while we're handing you your food and we won't give the slightest ****. Half of us are high too. There are literally no police officers employed at fast food restaurants if you can believe it.

It is.

You mean there's nobody to say "Ma'am? MA'AM! Move AWAY from the French Fries (sorry, Freedom Fries: god you Americans are dumb!) NOW! Slowly please! That's it, nice and slow, nobody wants to hurt you..."

The Batlord · 11-03-2019, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

That's unfair. Nobody can accuse Batty of working. You take that back.

Today I realized my position was redundant and went into the back and read the Bible for half an hour and only came back out cause I got bored reading the Bible. Nobody even noticed.

DwnWthVwls · 11-03-2019, 06:12 PM

Im sure they noticed. It was probably a nice break for them, why ruin a good thing?

The Batlord · 11-03-2019, 06:34 PM

Because I was supercharged by God. My hair turned yellow and I was the ultimate burger flipper. Not literally of course cause we don't flip burgers.

Trollheart · 11-03-2019, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Today I realized my position was redundant and went into the back and read the Bible for half an hour and only came back out cause I got bored reading the Bible. Nobody even noticed.

I'm just going to assume you mean the Heavy Metal Bible...

The Batlord · 11-03-2019, 07:30 PM

No the actual Bible. I opened it to a random page and read part of the Book of Judges. The Jews committed genocide on a bunch of Canaanites but didn't kill all the Canaanites and God got mad that they didn't kill them all. How do modern people even read the Bible?

OccultHawk · 11-03-2019, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

No the actual Bible. I opened it to a random page and read part of the Book of Judges. The Jews committed genocide on a bunch of Canaanites but didn't kill all the Canaanites and God got mad that they didn't kill them all. How do modern people even read the Bible?

I read the version Jehovah Witnesses use. I remember thinking damn hating Jews ain’t nothing new. God is always pulling a Hitler.

The Batlord · 11-03-2019, 08:08 PM

I was just reading the King James version that was just lying around the store cause some random person handed it to an employee who didn't care. But yeah all the Jews have to do is not murder a set amount of people or stamp out a religion and they get cast aside and it feels like an older generation did some good stuff for god but the younger generation didn't appreciate it and became douchebags and the whole lesson is young people don't appreciate what they've been given accept it's in the Bible so of course it's apocalyptic but it's in the Old Testament so of course it's Tolkien before he made that **** entertaining so it's godawful tedious. The joke is always that the Bible is very entertaining if you like fantasy but it's really not. If you like fantasy go read anything but the Bible.

The Bible sucks.

Trollheart · 11-03-2019, 08:22 PM

God (pun intended) the Bible is boring. Can you imagine the reviews if it were published anonymously for the first time now?

Too many characters! I don't want to spend ten pages reading about who begat who!

Character development unrealistic. One moment the MC (main character, for you non-writers ie God) is powerful and vengeful, smiting left right and centre, next he's a pussy sitting on a cloud and sending his own son to his death for no good reason.

Anti-Semetic trash!

Not enough romance

Jesus may be able to raise Lazarus from the dead but he ain't going to raise my interest in this rubbish

and so on.

I even read, partly, a novellisation of the Bible.
Spoiler: it was just as boring.

Who ever called it "the Good Book?"

Plankton · 11-04-2019, 06:38 AM

I used to get weed from a KFC drive thru. lol

11-03-2019, 08:22 PM	#64659 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	God (pun intended) the Bible is boring. Can you imagine the reviews if it were published anonymously for the first time now? Too many characters! I don't want to spend ten pages reading about who begat who! Character development unrealistic. One moment the MC (main character, for you non-writers ie God) is powerful and vengeful, smiting left right and centre, next he's a pussy sitting on a cloud and sending his own son to his death for no good reason. Anti-Semetic trash! Not enough romance Jesus may be able to raise Lazarus from the dead but he ain't going to raise my interest in this rubbish and so on. I even read, partly, a novellisation of the Bible. Spoiler: it was just as boring. Who ever called it "the Good Book?" __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

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Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	I used to get weed from a KFC drive thru. lol __________________ See location...