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Black Francis · 11-03-2019, 02:52 PM

Wait but TH joined in 08. That must mean mb's golden yrs were from 08 to 11.

The Batlord · 11-03-2019, 03:00 PM

Alright it was yesterday but there was this loud bitch in drive-thru who was trying to get her kids to tell her what they want but kids are stupid so she was yelling at them and my manager didn't realize his headset was on and the woman in her car could hear him so he's like shaking his head "Mm mm mm". Then she's like "Sir, I can hear you!" and he's like "... Ma'am I'm not even the one taking your order" like that's supposed to be a slam dunk evasion. Now my manager is as gay as the day is long, like no amount of diversity training on earth could turn down your gaydar enough to not see this dude being light in his loafers from a mile away. So this bitch is like "I can hear your ***got ass!" and next thing I know the girl actually taking her order is calmly but awkwardly telling her "I'm sorry my general manager just told me that I can't take your order" and then the bitch is like "THAT'S FINE" and speeds off.

I live for this ****.

The Batlord · 11-03-2019, 03:07 PM

Isn't playing live a tool of capitalism?

Black Francis · 11-03-2019, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Alright it was yesterday but there was this loud bitch in drive-thru who was trying to get her kids to tell her what they want but kids are stupid so she was yelling at them and my manager didn't realize his headset was on and the woman in her car could hear him so he's like shaking his head "Mm mm mm". Then she's like "Sir, I can hear you!" and he's like "... Ma'am I'm not even the one taking your order" like that's supposed to be a slam dunk evasion. Now my manager is as gay as the day is long, like no amount of diversity training on earth could turn down your gaydar enough to not see this dude being light in his loafers from a mile away. So this bitch is like "I can hear your ***got ass!" and next thing I know the girl actually taking her order is calmly but awkwardly telling her "I'm sorry my general manager just told me that I can't take your order" and then the bitch is like "THAT'S FINE" and speeds off.

I live for this ****.

Literally all i read from all this is "I still work at burger king"

OccultHawk · 11-03-2019, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Alright it was yesterday but there was this loud bitch in drive-thru who was trying to get her kids to tell her what they want but kids are stupid so she was yelling at them and my manager didn't realize his headset was on and the woman in her car could hear him so he's like shaking his head "Mm mm mm". Then she's like "Sir, I can hear you!" and he's like "... Ma'am I'm not even the one taking your order" like that's supposed to be a slam dunk evasion. Now my manager is as gay as the day is long, like no amount of diversity training on earth could turn down your gaydar enough to not see this dude being light in his loafers from a mile away. So this bitch is like "I can hear your ***got ass!" and next thing I know the girl actually taking her order is calmly but awkwardly telling her "I'm sorry my general manager just told me that I can't take your order" and then the bitch is like "THAT'S FINE" and speeds off.

I live for this ****.

My guess on the racial constructs:

Manager: Black
Family in Car: Black
Girl Taking Order: White

OccultHawk · 11-03-2019, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

at this point in time it's only thing that I can imagine would make me happy

it's the only framing of my existence that seems worthwhile

You’d be happy if you were the real Dollar General you ****ing phony.

OccultHawk · 11-03-2019, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

Literally all i read from all this is "I still work at burger king"

Read it again then you illiterate ****

Black Francis · 11-03-2019, 03:15 PM

Just did. I still side with the customer.

The Batlord · 11-03-2019, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

Literally all i read from all this is "I still work at burger king"

I ain't writing prose for that ****.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

My guess on the racial constructs:

Manager: Black
Family in Car: Black
Girl Taking Order: White

Nope all black.

OccultHawk · 11-03-2019, 03:20 PM

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Nope all black.

Damn. Great story though. It’s about time you posted something worthwhile.

11-03-2019, 02:52 PM	#64631 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	Wait but TH joined in 08. That must mean mb's golden yrs were from 08 to 11. __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

11-03-2019, 03:15 PM	#64638 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	Just did. I still side with the customer. __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A