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Old 09-23-2019, 07:59 PM   #64571 (permalink)
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If I **** at work it’ll be in my pants. My turd was so hard this morning I had to crack it apart with my finger to get it out of my ass. And the water was off so I couldn’t wash my hands for another hour.
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Old 09-23-2019, 09:32 PM   #64572 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2019, 09:36 PM   #64573 (permalink)
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Should've given her a coat hanger and said get to work. I know how much you love abortions.
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Old 09-23-2019, 09:42 PM   #64574 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-24-2019, 03:00 PM   #64575 (permalink)
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Old 09-24-2019, 03:06 PM   #64576 (permalink)
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Old 09-24-2019, 03:48 PM   #64577 (permalink)
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Old 09-24-2019, 04:25 PM   #64578 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-25-2019, 04:38 PM   #64579 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2019, 04:51 PM   #64580 (permalink)
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